Chelsea bound:

Looks like the deal is done now. Shevchenko is Chelsea bound. What a sad Monday morning! Makes you lose all interest to work today. It's not that Chelsea are a team I hate, but they just have the money to buy anyone - absolutely anyone - and that kinda leaves a distaste in the mouth.

But, Sheva will light up the Premiership and all the zombies out there will get to know what a great player he is!